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How come my stepson keeps being so
messy?

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What do you mean this?

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What is that?

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Dear Committee of the Whiteness Troupe,
I inform you of my resignation.

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What the hell?

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I don't get it. Like, why?

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Oh my gosh, like, such a queater.

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Oh my god, Mark.

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You have a blood bug?

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You're queening the Whiteness Troupe?

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What are you doing snooping around? Get
off my laptop. What are you doing

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snooping around my room?

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Why would you not even say anything?
What's going on with you?

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Like, how do you want even Miller not
coming here? It's such a mess in here.

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That doesn't even give you an excuse to
be snooping around on my stuff.

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You know what? You need that because you
have no discipline.

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I thought the wilderness troop would
give you some type of, you know, like,

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organization or something. But no, like,
why are you even quitting?

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It's just a stupid troop. I never wanted
to do it anyway.

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It's not stupid.

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Like...

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I didn't have the chance to do it, to
get any badges. My parents didn't let me

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do that. I do everything for you.

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Doesn't mean I want to be a Boy Scout.

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Come on. You used to like it, though.

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Come on.

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Sit down. Just talk to me. Tell me
what's going on. I understand.

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You can tell me anything.

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Come on, Stepson. You can tell me
anything.

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I'm here for you.

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You got this.

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I mean, it's just, the troupe is so
lame.

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No, you, I mean, what else do you need
for that?

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What?

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You see, that's the type of discipline
you need.

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You said you would help me with
anything.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, what type of expenses?

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Talking about the... It's just so hard
to get the badges. Like, everybody else

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has so many, I'm never going to catch
up.

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No, I'm gonna help you.

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I'll do everything for you.

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Really? Everything?

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Yeah, everything.

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For the badges.

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Okay, fine.

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I guess I'll work on the badges.

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Good job.

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Do I really need to wear this outfit
right here? Yeah, it's called moral

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support. Didn't you say you'd do
anything?

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It's not really related to cooking,
though.

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Well, I never got my moral support
badge, so.

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Okay. It helps.

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All right. I guess I'm going to maybe
get it, too.

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Yeah, maybe.

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So, all right. So, let me show you,
because I see how you are cutting, and

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that's not right. So, make sure. Here.
Get a piece right here.

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All right.

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Okay. Put your knife down.

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Here we go.

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And let me go over with you. Yes. Go
like this. Put your hands in it.

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make sure you protect your finger and go
yes a nice movement like this like this

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yeah that's good oh

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uh

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mom i i actually dropped a pepper i was
wondering

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if you could grab it on the floor

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All right, Mom, I'm done cutting. Where
should I put the peppers now?

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I'll get a grab-a-bowl for you.

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Thanks.

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All

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right.

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Nice.

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Load them up.

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All right, so pour them on, so let's
pour some food.

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Oh, you got this. Come on, Luke.

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So easy.

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Get in half and then fold it.

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That's it.

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Come on, give it a try.

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Oops.

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I dropped the clothes on the floor.
You're so clumsy today.

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I know.

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Okay, I got it.

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What are you doing?

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I mean, do you think you could just wear
a butt plug around me and I'm not going

86
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to get curious?

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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You know, that's kind of the only
excitement mommy gets around the house,

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you know?

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Yeah, that and me getting my badges,
right?

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Yeah.

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Well, you know, one of the badges I'm
missing is actually human anatomy, so if

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you just let me pull it out, I could get
a closer look.

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Come on, I can get you a book for human
anatomy.

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It's going to be way too boring to learn
from. I'm more of a hands-on learner.

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Well, if you get your badge and you can
learn, yeah, okay, you can do it.

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Thanks. You're the best, Mom.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, it's so tight.

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You got a finger on your mom's ass?

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Oh,

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you

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got a finger on your

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mom's ass?

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Yeah, it's cool, right?

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You're helping me learn a lot.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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This is good, you know?

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You can go deeper on it, Mommy.

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She likes it like that.

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Mom,

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I have... Don't worry, I catch you. I'll
take care

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of you.

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I'm going to fix everything.

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It might sound kind of weird, but it'd
probably feel better if you just licked

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it a little. I don't want to.

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the jar right now.

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Mmm.

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If you let me put my dick in your ass, I
could probably get my fitness badge.

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We got way more badges to get today, so
make it fast.

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Alright.

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Holy fuck.

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What?

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Your asshole feels good.

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This is so good.

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Oh my gosh.

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this house with my mom, do I?

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I

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was

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getting hurt.

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Relax it in the bed.

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a photography badge.

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I mean, you gotta get one of those
badges.